Payne, Bickers & Nogood Ltd.

Please Advise This!

I feel that I must repeat myself, because people just aren’t geEnough said.tting it.

Do NOT use the phrase “Please Advise” at the end of your business e-mails. It renders everything you just said in your e-mail immediately invalid. In my heart and soul, I picture the person who dares type this phrase as having Dalek qualities.

The business etiquette of an Imbecile.

A Sleestak with a rubber forehead to bounce things off. Get it? 

Now, what exactly do you want to be advised on?